Californische teven! (volledige film - hd -versie)

I really don't know what I'm doing here. I got an ad in the paper and I saw it and I'm like, I mean maybe I'm dyslexic, but I thought I was coming here for like a professional shoot.

And then once I got here, I'm like trying to put on the outfit and like the director's like staring at me while I'm changing and he's like, "Stare into my tits. Stare into my tits. Let's fuck that."

And like, I don't know, there's just like a bunch of creepy guys and they're just like walking around staring at all the girls. Like I just, I thought I was coming here for something professional. I feel a little dirty actually. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's supposed to be a professional meeting nonetheless.

And it's not supposed to be dirty.