Mijn stiefmoeder is een perverse! Maar ik ben een goed en geil meisje en zou alles doen wat hij wil dat ik.

What are you doing here?

I came to wake up the best step-granddaughter in the world so she can come down and see us for breakfast and not be late for school.

I'm not going to school. I forgot to pick up my uniform from the dry cleaners and I can't go to school without my uniform so...

Well if that's the case I can just run down and get you your uniform while you have breakfast. Don't worry, I'll be right back.

No, Grandpa, that's not necessary.