Dat kleine ding telt nauwelijks als een pik

Holy shit. Really? Look at that fucking little thing. Is that even... Wow. Are you sure he's a boy?

I don't know, it kind of looks like a... Do we have a magnifying lens? Big clit. That's embarrassing. I mean, what are you supposed to do with that?

Don't bother. You got like a little toothpick dick. Only smaller. Like, really. I wouldn't even bother. Like, that's midget dick.

Oh wait, midgets have bigger dicks than that. That's like a teeny weeny. What a pathetic little piece of shit.

Did you not hit ******* yet? Oh my god.